accio-percabeth:

sketch-elf:

A muggle-born’s sibling sends them a howler in the middle of the school year and it arrives while they eat. When they open it, all it does is simply scream “WHAT TEAM?”. Nearly all the muggle-borns shout “WILDCATS!” before returning to their meal, leaving the pure-bloods in total confusion of what the hell they just witnessed.

I accept and fully support this headcanon

tagged: #nsfr  #food  #lore 

felisirbis:

If you’re not going to comic con clap your hands.
*clap* *clap*
If you live no where near it clap your hands.
*clap* *clap*
if your favorite cast is showing and you’re dying ‘cause you’re not going.
then go ahead and cry and clap your hands.
*clap* *clap*

bloggingfrominsidethetardis:

modern Hogwarts headcanon

muggleborn sixth years jumping from moving staircase to moving staircase shouting “PARKOUR”

tagged: #lore 
Friend: go ask
Me: no you go ask
Friend: no you
Me: fine can i have ketchup
tagged: #nsfr  #food 

moonblossom:

misscarletwitch:

ryeisenberg:

ryeisenberg:

  • It’s called Master of the Universe.
  • It was originally published on Fanfiction.net (aka where fanfiction goes to die).
  • E.L. James’ pen name was Snowqueens Icedragon because of course it was.
  • Snowqueens Icedragon does not use quotation marks. 
  • She does, however, make up expressions like "my very small inner goddess sways in a gentle victorious samba" and “I can almost hear his sphinx-like smile through the phone.”
  • They spend more time filling out sex-related paperwork than they do actually having sex.
  • This is my reaction to all of the sex scenes:
  • image
  • Because the human body doesn’t work like that
  • This is my reaction to everything else:
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  • Because the english language doesn’t work like that.

The 50 Shades of Grey trailer just dropped, so here’s a link to the original Twilight fanfiction that the book is “based” off of, because if you’re gonna read the book before you see the movie you might as well read it in its original format. 

this is so important

It’s been taken down from the original source link, but if anyone wants to read the trainwreck, it’s still available here

http://www30.zippyshare.com/v/17110862/file.html

Anonymous asked: Anon from the last ask here! And I see what you mean. I would say I'm attracted to guys romantically, or I just find guys attractive in general.

I’m glad that you figured it out! ^-^

tagged: #Anonymous 
whitehouse:

This week, President Obama signed an Executive Order that prohibits federal contractors from discriminating against their employees on the basis of sexual orientation or gender identity.
On Friday, join a conversation on the new Executive Order and steps the President has taken to expand opportunity for the LGBT community. Valerie Jarrett, Senior Advisor to the President, will host for a Tumblr Q&A this Friday, July 25 at 1pm ET.
Right now, you can ask your questions here on the White House Tumblr, and Valerie Jarrett will answer a bunch on Friday, July 25 at 1pm ET.

whitehouse:

This week, President Obama signed an Executive Order that prohibits federal contractors from discriminating against their employees on the basis of sexual orientation or gender identity.

On Friday, join a conversation on the new Executive Order and steps the President has taken to expand opportunity for the LGBT community. Valerie Jarrett, Senior Advisor to the President, will host for a Tumblr Q&A this Friday, July 25 at 1pm ET.

Right now, you can ask your questions here on the White House Tumblr, and Valerie Jarrett will answer a bunch on Friday, July 25 at 1pm ET.

geothebio:

seein a hot guy walk past u

image

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

anime boobs exist in their own world of physics

i want to exist in that world

tagged: #nsfr  #sex 

pipalypso:

france france revolution

justnaz:

lumos5001:

what do we say to the Gods of Comic Con

"Next year."

yewterus:

actuallyclintbarton:

obsessiforge:

obsessiforge:

hold on though my brain just pictured a bisexual Pakistani Captain America and in my head she has the cutest nose guys.

See?

image

that’s a super-cute nose.

"Hey Cap, want to grab Shawarma?"
"It’s Ramadan, you idiot. I’m fasting."

tagged: #falcon and co.  #arting 

thebestofgameofthrones:

I love Maisie Williams.